http://www.kieronmitchell.com/2009/09/its-my-birthday-and-ill-cry-if-i-want.html

I would like to publicly extend a heartfelt "thank you" to each and and every one of you who posted a happy birthday wish on my wall this year. In a commode to Steve Martin, to show my appreciation I have "liked" each of you posts. I sure you understand, that with over 50 of you (not counting emails and texts, a respectable 17.2% of my friends, up 70% from last year!!) dropping a hot happy birthday wish on my wall, I don't have the time to write more to each of you individually.

For the rest of you, (as my sister reminded me in a comment to my 2009 blog post - see link), who don't give a **** about my bday, I am hereby putting you on notice, that if you don't "like" THIS POST by next Saturday, I am defriending you. Please understand, its not that I'm mad at you, or even offended, its just simply that there are lies, damn lies, and, if I am to have any hope of achieving a 70% increase NEXT year, I've got to remove you from the denominator.

It's either that, or make some new friends who care, and my dance card is full. ;-)