Saturday, September 13, 2008

THE SHOEBOX


A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about it.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents.

"When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears.

Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"

"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

(Brit joke)
A good man died and was about to go to heaven. God stopped him on the way in and said as he had been so good in life he could have one wish granted before ascending to heaven.
The man said he had always wanted to go to America and could God build a bridge across the Atlantic ocean. God considered it, ummed and ahhhed, and asked the man if he had any other wishes.
'Yes', the man replied, 'I've always wanted to know the answer to this question...how does a woman's mind work?'
God replied, 'And how many lights do you want on that bridge?'

Anonymous said...

y'all so funny!

kieron said...

I've seen that same joke in America - but it's to Hawaii over the pacific with the "two lanes or four"?