My cheese injury

I have been flooded with requests (two already!) to explain exactly how and to what extent I was injured recently by some cheese.

As you might expect, it's really not as exciting as it sounds (exciting??): It was a tiny hardened piece of cheese stuck to a plate that I was trying to pick off with my fingernail, and it slipped UNDER my nail. Very painful, but no blood, so (as I tell the kids)...I dealt with it.