Thursday, November 30, 2006

A Kentuckian Buys Christmas Stamps

A Kentuckian goes to the post office to buy stamps for his Christmas cards.

He says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps, please?"

The clerk asks, "What denomination?"

He says, "God help us.    Has it come to this?    OK, give me 6 Catholic; 12 Presbyterian; 10 Lutheran; and, 22 Baptist!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And if hubby wants breakfast in bed, he can sleep in the kitchen (nothing to do with Kentuckians but levity just the same).